February 2012
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Is it wrong...
That when I’m cooking bacon in the house and I hear another door open/close that my first thought is - “Quick! Protect the bacon!?”
I need help.
So.
I’m such an ungrateful fuck up when I’m drunk. How do I hate my life and my job when it’s SO much better than it could be. Glass is always half empty with me. Total pessimist about everything. Eurgh.
